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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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am i dead right now because i kind of feel like i may should have had have been

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can nobody go in the creek i will not all right there's two things that we can do we can go across

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the river and go to what could possibly be the mirror side of things or we can do what

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agoth said before and it's like maybe this is like the fae realm and we got to walk away

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from that mountain there has been like an one new development there's been a thing what thing

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well agoth maybe found some tracks and you guys are down here just doing collaborating okay well

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i'm just gonna pop down the hole you just just wait here okay did you give us your name it

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just yeah for politeness yeah of course sorry madam are madam are no not madam are madam are

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madam are it sure sounded like he said madam are you feel your head hit the dirt below you all

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and then you wake up back in the clearing well you guys left well the night time came and then we

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were just brought us back here so you want to go to the mountain there's like these crackling

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noises that are moving along the stones and madam are is getting increasingly nervous the

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further you're walking in there's only one way to no push up and uh sully runs and jumps

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into the black goo i just just walk into it some more fuck it can't just let my bud be in there

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so i'll like link arms with uh flamacanth and we'll skip into the the goop this massive brain

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that begins emanating this like purple black light and these tentacles begin to lift up

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and out of this goo and from high up you feel the presence of different creatures or figures

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looming over top of you

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welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons i'm your dungeon master rust more he him also with

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me today is carla max dead see her playing glim also see her and tom lard he him uh and

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i'm playing mood who also goes by he him and Amy More yeah she her and i will be playing

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sullivan slight he him and christen Flemmons hello hello i am once again playing agath

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we're both she heard excellent we're all here we've all checked in kept it simple

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something else is gonna happen no shenanigans it's moist in the dark room we're in

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oh we we're not there yet we haven't said play it russ counted weird and it threw me

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off so i only could say my name that's why there was no shenanigans because he said one two four

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and i was like oh no that's all it takes man it was really interesting to see everybody's

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eyes just do one of these little side like did he mean to do that my brain went that's

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something you learned at that improv class that he was going to the improv class that's

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dumb dragon cast fuck it let's play

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as previously mentioned it's a dark humid place it was quite warm

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in the middle there's this huge bubbling vat of this viscous blackish almost with this like

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purple iridescent light coming up and off of it you have the sense that you're

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being watched by creatures high above in this place but what your eye is drawn to

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immediately as you enter is this massive brain in the center of this lake before you

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giant tentacles are moving their way up and out of it towards you everybody make

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a constitution saving throw please can we just feel like you're automatically going to be the

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dumbest one in the room 15 oh wow i did not realize i lied intelligence oh okay oh no come

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on ross the same for me yeah me too 17 i went from a 26 to a 17 i went from a 14 to a 9

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wow okay so nobody above a 17 i think is what i heard there yes correct uh yeah i got 17

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okay great is it yeah it's really cool for who for that giant brain as you step through

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and you're trying to your eyes are trying to adjust and you're seeing this before you this

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wave of energy blasts out towards all of you and you're all going to take 32 psychic damage

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and be stunned for one minute oh welcome to tonight's game i feel like it just ended

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yeah so for those playing the home game a stunned creature is incapacitated

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can't move and can speak only falteringly the creature automatically fails strength and

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dexterity saving throws attack rolls against the creature have advantage so like i feel like

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that's just how sully talks anyway so is it the save can be attempted again at the end of

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each of your turns let's roll for initiative and stick to an order for this one because

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nobody's saying anything to throw to somebody else for this one 12 18 14 10 uh and we'll roll

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Flamikinskins and matamar in there too how did they do against this giant brain oh right

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they're saves that's uh matamar failed miserably cool seven uh Flamikinskins got a 13 on the die

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saving throw no 15 uh so also failed that's a 17 for Flamikinskins and a one for matamar

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oh you all fall to the ground as you can see that this brain is beginning to move towards

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you and up high up above in this in this cavern you see floating down towards you

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are several everybody make a

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um a nature or arcana roll i hate all my dice right now wow real bad all of them feel bad

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16 oh that's a two four fuck that dice 19 moot and glim you recognize these creatures

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as uh perhaps something you've read about in your books because you're both well read

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individuals so many books um as mind flares oh kind of figured that's where the road we were

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going down was going to end up it looks like a mind flayer and walks like a mind flayer

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and it has a giant brain as a companion this is a bad uh heaven place this is bad

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this is not the celestial glim inhibition right like what the fuck is this little

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pocket hell dimension doing here in the supposedly wonderful place

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yeah you know um yeah so the mind flares are gonna come down um how many how many uh there are

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three of them and you also hear soft not soft what's the word for them i don't know but

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what are they doing because i want to envision them doing it softly me too they're walking

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or crawling along the walls of this cavern they are these giant toad-like spine lizard-like

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probably more likely spined creatures and they are like their claws are piercing into the

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stone as they are surrounding you and your group so they're not killing us with their song

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like hey it's gonna be okay you guys

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you guys cool yeah we're cool

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one of the mind flayers uh the closest one is going to move down how long is a minute

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how much damage are we taking 10 rounds

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holy shit should i have rolled for for uh racks yeah roll for racks that could be a late game

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like racks rags save us you're like one two three and he's he was like at the back being

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like he's on the outside ear up to the weird barrier so that's a natural 20 oh yeah he's

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gonna fucking save the day okay so how i think this is gonna work uh is uh so you all mind

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blasted racks kind of comes through with the at the like the tail end of that and saves and

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then all of these things begin to come down so let's give racks a turn before anything else

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happens what is racks going to do are any of the soft horrible creatures like sort of in

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the same area in that he might be able to hit them in a 15-foot cone together the soft ones

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are up on the walls so most one maybe two maybe one mind flayer and one weird thing together is

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that uh probably not the mind flayer okay they're up they're levitating in the air

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it's quite high up all right well he'll try and catch two in a poison breath cone

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okay i guess i'll get that out there right out of the gate so they have to make a constitution

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saving throw 18 for one and a natural 20 oh for fuck's sake it's a dc 11 okay

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no need to overdo it i wanted racks to save the day 11 12 13 i don't know did you

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14 16 17 so 17 points of poison damage halved i guess since they saved they saved they shriek out

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as they're batting away at the gas around them their back claws digging further into the stone

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to prevent them from falling the mind flayers are going to be up and racks i'm going to need

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to make another intelligence saving throw from one of these mind flayers he's so smart

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smart oh that's the 17 on the dice i don't remember what his intelligence score is

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clearly a plus five i think he's so smart yeah he saved um so he's still gonna take 11 psychic

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damage but will not be stunned as the as the tentacles are beginning to move their way out

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of this pool and these mind flayers are moving down closer these these lizard creatures are now

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encircling closer to racks glim it is your turn so at the end of your turn you can save

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try to save again intelligence unless you can do something without moving speaking how low are

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the mind flayers now probably 30 feet above yes they are he's like i mean 50 50 55 30 times

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then i'm going to try and uh blast them blast one however many are in my in my radius with my

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fire breath i don't need to really move to do that i don't think just open my mouth is that

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acceptable how did you fall how did you fall on her back obviously straight on my back i mean

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i'll give you on you on your back head straight up in the air sure just like i did a trust fall

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but there was no one there yeah okay love it you were expecting one of us to be behind

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we let you down again so sorry uh great uh it or they need to make a deck save

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that's a 19 for one of them and an 11 for the other so one gets full damage and one

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gets half damage of 16 is full so the one that rolled the 19 will take eight and that's

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fire damage and if i can't move i probably can't do anything else i have two attacks but i don't

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have instant refresh fire breath so uh i could just spit that's pretty rude you know what would

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happen is it would spit and it would fall back down on your own face yeah but also you're

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right glim would never oh that's a nine roll to three okay you're still incapacitated

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okay here we go here's this flash of light that a flash of energy uh that waves out from the pool

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and one of these creatures crawling along the wall is is struck by it and it gets this like

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burst of speed as it's going to move to it and two of its friends are going to move to

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attack racks with their claws uh one got a natural 20 got a seven and one got a 11 no

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okay so the natural 20 will hit 17 slashing damage rude because you said soft i know you

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corrected yourself but it was in my brain already so what i am picturing these creatures is like

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giant beanie babies but with big mean claws and his big mean claws yeah that's exactly it yep so

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cute but also not cute very bad but probably really collectible very expensive absolutely

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Flamikins kin's turn

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verbal somatic verbal somatic verbal somatic verbal somatic

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uh oh some no somatic um looking for anything any no nothing uh she's got nothing so she's

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gonna try and save and she does not oh no sully uh can i move my arms no guys i like sully has

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so much in his features and traits that i like have not ever been able to use or remember

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it's there yeah that is just not helpful right now as i'm trying to look through it

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like maybe had i had read through it before and and and and done uncanny dodge i don't think he

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can do anything he's got to move for absolutely everything he does so i guess i'm just gonna roll

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for my intelligence intelligence yeah that is a 21 you sparkly dices back in the game folks

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as you're struggling to find something to do you manage to you you suddenly feel feeling

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coming back sense feeling coming back in your extremities and you are no longer incapacitated

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but you cannot do anything until your next turn i can feel my feelings you guys but

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that's not the voice of sullivan light who's this guy i thought he was just like just still

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coming too and that's why he yeah yeah the second mind flayer is going to be uh moving

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down towards who has the highest intelligence amongst the group i have 13 17 negative one or

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sorry eight which i mean yeah also eight okay so glim highest intelligence unless

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flamingans has higher i don't which would shock everyone let's see if we can shock everyone

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11 nope not gonna shock anybody today uh going to move down towards glim who cannot move

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and will attempt a tentacle attack

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which is gonna be a parking tentacle attack doc doesn't like that no it's terrible uh 22

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to attack as it is hovering above your face and you see these tentacles grappling out

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towards you you're gonna take 15 psychic damage and you are grappled towards your face

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as it's suctioning into the into your your i don't want to say face again but it's your face

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so you can escape with a dc's 15 strength save escape the grapple but you can't move

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i double can't move you double can't but you can't move so you can't do that

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yeah and make a dc 15 intelligent now you're already stunned so it doesn't matter

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hold on doesn't it hold on go back to that where it says what the stunt is incapacity can't move

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can speak only faltering automatically fails strength and dexterity so yeah you can't break

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out until you can get rid of the stunt oh yeah and all the attacks on us have advantage

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yeah well because you can't move this is baloney it doesn't wear off if they do any

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like damage to us or anything this is grade a baloney grade a this is grade a baloney his

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glim discovering in this moment she has a tentacle kink i don't know oh well she can't

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she can't verbalize it she's tentacles she can either confirm nor deny wrapping around her face

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right now moot what you got baby uh who that's good question good question russ

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uh what i do have is a little feature called subtle spell in my metamagic okay which enables

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me to spend a sorcery point and i can cast a spell without any somatic or verbal components

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booyah look he's reading a sheet finally someone has something good

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about damn time to be perfectly honest with you

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i wish i could cast uh one of my spells but i need a material for it and i don't think it's

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within the realm of possibility that i landed with it in my hands what's the material

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just tell me yes or no rather what's the material tom i mean a little bit of

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sulfur that's all you have a false tooth with sulfur in it that you bite down on and a little

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ball of like that's all okay okay another tooth all your teeth are fake just those two things

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that's all it's getting a little unreasonable tom it's getting a little unreasonable could have

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justified sulfur like along the floors of the walls but now you're adding a secondary

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cave are there i mean that's living caves it's that's true uh okay odds there's bat guano

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that's what you need yeah uh i don't yeah not evens uh so there's no bat you can get sulfur

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but no bat all the baby things have eaten the bats eaten the bats yeah fair uh i will

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go to plan uh plan b um i'm still doing the meta magic of course uh and i will cast eldrick blast

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okay uh at the uh thing that's uh getting up in in glim's grill okay that's nice all right so

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i have four beams all going towards the same one yep all four will be focused on this all

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right uh first of the four is a 23 uh yes uh this one's a 27 uh yeah uh a 28 how does tom roll so

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good and an 18 thanks amy why the plus 10 to the to the oh okay well those are still good

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everything beat armor class so you've got four hits going at this one mine flare oh fuck up

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this mine flare i don't know how tough these things are so i'm just throwing everything i have

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at it your friend glim appreciates it well sometimes glim needs a little bit of help or

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you're interrupting something really special it could go either way we're not sure either way

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you don't know okay so we've got a zero on the die so that's uh 10 on the first one uh 17 uh

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21 and 27 so 27 force damage so with that 27 force damage from your prone uh incapacitated

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position these four bolts of eldrick blast go out where do they come from great question i'll

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say my cron no there's only one right answer and you nailed it yeah we all knew it was crotch

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yeah we did yep

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soaring through the air they strike into this mine flare who releases its tentacled grip

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and is blasted back into the air as it is levitating how many feet does it get blasted

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back it gets blasted back 15 feet uh smooth oh do i get to save to see if i can beat this

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thing uh that's a nine so no you do not um the third mine flayer is going to move towards you

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moot oh good your destructive crotch and with advantage good thing because the god of crit

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fails so that's gonna be a 26 to hit your face just barely i knew it yeah i high face

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rolls where's a helmet all the time something we haven't really talked about the doctor

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said it was for my own good going to be 20 psychic damage all right and seeing as you

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are already stunned uh you are now grappled i thought you were gonna say i was super stunned

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you are super stunned um okay so you are stunned uh with a tentacular mine flare on your face

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can you roll me a wild magic surge please oh i sure can i think we're at a if i remember

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correctly we're at like an eight uh well that's a four so either way we are under that bar okay

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here we go wild magic surge roll me at percentile dice oh my god i hope the angry unicorn comes

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back i do and i hope we can maybe get it on our side if only because like it wants to

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like beat the shit out of us itself that it'll help it's the one that wants to finish us off

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not these fucking assholes right okay uh that is a 006 so six russ you feel these tentacles wrap

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around your face and there's like this alien like teeth mouth beginning to uh take a chomp

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out of your face and for everybody they hear like this this like suction this

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and moot's gone and the the mind flayer like buries into the ground and like levitates back

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up and is looking around like there's these like sounds towards the other ones and uh we

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will find out where mood is on his next turn fantastic a goth there is absolutely nothing

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i can do until i beat this done so i guess i will just fast forward to that part okay

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uh intelligence saving throw please i'm gonna use one of my features uh which one is it

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it's one about saving throws that i should use the first time indomitable indomitable

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um reroll saving throw that you fail okay come on come on join me i can't save the day

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well it's just not possible the good news is it's better the bad news is it's a 12 minus one

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oh these are real rough rough dc to beat for you now is it yeah so that i'm gonna i'm gonna

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go to limb and say that's a no that's a no yeah that's a no for uh just to keep it

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just to keep it above board 18 is the number everybody has to be wow yeah well i mean i had

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17 the first time and did not get it so i kind of figured it was in that range um i'm gonna

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i'll see in a minute um does racks get to like hit something with its with his hooves

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in the meantime uh yeah matamar is gonna go first to see if he saves because he does not

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have anything on him and is not a magical caster he does not save he's just

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uh just incoherently sobbing uh yeah um so yeah racks's turn okay i guess i will reroll

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to i roll to see if i recharge the poison breath that is a no so can there are three of the

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the soft clawed creatures on him yeah all right um hooves it is gonna hit one of them

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oh that's a natural 20 again so a 26 see racks can fucking roll yeah i can't

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that'll be instead of 2d8 4d8 21 plus um four 25 legendary damage plus 2d6 poison damage so

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46 poison damage whoa yes um uh 12 13 poison damage yeah so 26 so 29 total 39 total damage

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uh so racks that's so much that's just that's a good amount that's a beefy horse you got

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going on there horse is fucking saving the day this is the horse uh but like scarier but like

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from from tangled exactly uh horse begins bucking hooves going wild at these these creatures

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and kicks one of them square in the chest and like you hear the bones cave in the muscle and

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like crush in around it as it's blasted back this huge plume of poison gas following it

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it hits into two others which like crushes them with the force behind on the wall

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and the three of them crumple uh to the ground lifeless lifeless nice took out three they were

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once so full of life snuffed out in their prime slowly slowly feeling better and you just

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hear from the side weak claps does like a dramatic main toss yeah uh the brain

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uh it's going to make a psychic what about uh flammokins and uh mademar there mademar just

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failed flammokins also failed flammokins was after all right there was lots of looks for um

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for spells that didn't require verbal oh that's right sorry yeah um yeah it was so memorable

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ouch well i was doing the same thing ross i was like fuck everything on my list i was like

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wait a minute wait a minute special something glim make a saving throw intelligence please

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it's going well nine oh nine i have a good plus on intelligence but i rolled a three

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get rid of that dice gotta start rotating through one of the tentacles from the pool

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has like made its way over to you and it like begins wrapping itself around you and lifting

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you up and you feel this psychic connection and it's like turning you towards this

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this brain in the middle of this giant pool as it's pulling you towards it and it says

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in your mind you are a pawn of mine now and he turns i'm sorry how many times does this

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have to happen to carlisle so many times always mind control it senses senses highest intelligence

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just does um uh puts you down and you feel compelled by this creature to begin attacking

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your friends on your turn you cannot do anything until that point but i'm stunned so i can't

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right oh that's true for a whole minute and she's been failing all those saves that's

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true yeah so i suppose you are stunned how does that work we're using our rules

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are well i mean you can't like unhurt a person that you hurt right so i mean it blasted her so

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and hurt her and and hurt her yeah yeah for a whole minute okay whole minute you got it it's

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holding you up with this tentacle though not letting you fall down and i'm just staring at

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me that's right begins moving your arms like grasping your sword in one hand

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you're not really mind controlled you're just a puppet that's right one of the mind flares is

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going to uh sully have you i haven't had my turn yet no no don't worry it's not your turn

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for a while there's a lot of things happening here shit i have so many notes you guys notes

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are so bad because it means there's a thousand creatures coming to kill us i have

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not one note that just says tpk that's all the note says actually it's like nobody's gotten even

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to talking character because we immediately were it's yeah well kristen said she she had a sore

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throat so i'm like yeah don't worry it's fine don't worry and now we're all suffering because

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of it that's right it's very contagious uh sully and racks need to make an intelligence

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saving throw please but why because this mind player is mind blasting you with psychic energy

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in a 60-foot cone but why because it's trying to catch everybody who's possibly 16 14 the 16 will

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succeed 14 will not um sully you're going to take 11 psychic damage uh racks is going to

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take 22 psychic damage and be stunned for one minute okey dokey uh does my uncanny dodge

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work for mental attacks can i uncannily dodge a mind attack it just says when an attacker that

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you can see hits you with an attack you can use your reaction to half the attacks damage against

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you no because it is not an attack it's an area effect okay yeah all right so you have to

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succeed seems like semantics if you ask me right but whatever look i'm just reading the

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rules well there's your problem don't blame the dm blame the game that's right okay um so you

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uh took some damage but you are you are no you're still not stunned oh good racks however is

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stunned uh that's not good let's let's get i thought we're gonna partner up yeah

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glim back to you okay you are facing your friends now yeah being held up by tentacles

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being compelled to attack so see if your fire breath uh recharges please doesn't though right

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does it carla no it does no no because you're rolling like shit tonight see it doesn't

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yeah it's true okay uh she wouldn't lie it was a two actually why are you rolling like me

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tonight carla i don't know it's not good um unless you want well i mean you can i can't

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do anything else i looked in everything else is verbal uh then intelligent saving throw please

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okay oh that's better maybe intelligent but for who carla it's better for who

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oh you're right i'm 21 this is actually a bad roll uh you uh begin to get feeling back uh as

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the tentacle releases you you now have full mobility for your next turn and are still

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compelled by the brain uh how do i stop being compelled that's a good question

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have a look that up um unimportant oh you can get a another saving throw oh so doesn't she get

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to take that though at the end of this turn oh wait a second wait a second the target can

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use an action on its turn to attempt to break the psychic link doing so uh with a successful dc

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18 charisma saving throw okay do it so i proved my brain now let's see how cool

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it's a two isn't it

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so not cool i have such a good plus on charisma too but oh my god oh that's amazing

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perfect great well glimpses just as cool as carla checks out

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you have you moved or anything i have not yet done anything i know that's fine i would like

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to do something uh flamingans is uh still saying verbal somatic verbal somatic but she's not

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really saying that it's uh because she can't do anything either the she's worried she'll never

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fuck her again now that racks is down the creatures along the walls have kind of backed

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off and they're receding back up the walls but still uh still watching the scene below sully it

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is your turn it is yep okay cool save the day save all of us i'm gonna do that um i am going

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to use a feature of assassinate oh i've read my character sheet uh i have advantage on attack

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rolls against any creature that hasn't taken a turn in oh in the combat yet everything's

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taken a turn i mean there's some creatures that have kind of hung out on the walls

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okay one moment please all the mind flares are levitating big brain is in the middle of

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a giant weird vat pool if i all of a sudden popped up like really fast would i surprise it

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like the big brain or like anything like anything what's what's your end goal here

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what are you here's my here's my thing is it possible that while everyone else is being

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targeted this whole time and after on my last turn it was such a long time ago that um i

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maybe could have like barrel rolled like one roll like every every once in a while

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to like just like slowly like move um to where i would like be able to like

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pop up behind a mind flayer or like behind the brain or something uh well brain's in the

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middle of a giant pool so you're not really popping up yeah i suppose popping up behind

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mind flares are up in the air at least 15 feet okay so now what about one of the beanie babies

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you get one of the beanie babies what i said they're up on the walls or maybe it could be

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like an apocalypse now kind of scene where sully just like shows up out of the water dagger

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in mouth like sure if you wanted if you want to do that i don't want to go in the

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purple water i don't go in the water i don't want to get in the pool i don't want to get

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in the pool okay um okay but i would like to surprise a beanie baby okay um and i'd like

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to surprise it by shooting an arrow at it oh well you can shoot arrows at anything but i want

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to surprise it because it previously thought i was incapacitated okay okay does that mean that

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i could also surprise a mind flayer oh i figured you were trying to sneak up behind

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but if you're trying to shoot like with a ranged attack like you can shoot anything right well like

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i know but i also want to yeah you can surprise a mind flare by shooting it in wherever you

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want to shoot it okay because i want to do death strike i don't know what that is okay

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well when i yeah and we when it has like a caveat so when i attack and hit a creature so

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that's the big i have to hit it um that is surprised it must make a con saving throw of

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20 and on a failure i get to double the damage of my attack against it so i know i'm never gonna

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roll a nat 20 but like guys this is a way i could get double damage okay yeah sure what do you want

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to attack a mind flayer or the brain i want to attack a mind flayer because they're being real

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dicks to my friends and putting their tentacles in their mouths so there's one that mood i just

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assume it was in your mouth uh there's one that mood attacked for some some pretty decent

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damage and then the other two were attacked by a glimpsed fire burn um i will do the one that

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looks the though i'll do like a um just any one that's like yeah one that looks damaged

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all right then the one that some tattered robes uh and i'm gonna hit it with my short bow okay

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oh for 29 that's gonna hit excellent i have to succeed on a con save yes

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uh and i'm i want to look yeah i win six plus one or five plus one six dice police

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well only because like you know i'm not gonna take your surprise away

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listeners at home amy made the face of faces at that

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uh so i get double my double my my bubble okay so that is 12 okay at one of these minds

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yeah scared you didn't know you motherfucker turns to you and let out this

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sound towards you sorry what sound

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yeah don't you forget it glimly you're just standing there for do do something cool uh one

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of the the other one of the other mind flayers is going to try to recharge his blast which is not

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going to do ah these these mind flayers are bad boys like they're bad boys yeah it lets out

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this like shrill scream and you see all of the creatures along the walls let out a similar call

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and they all begin rushing towards you now

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cool development great great they're not going to make it to you this turn with enough time to

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be able to attack any of you um but moot yeah where's this guy

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okay

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i haven't done one of these in a long time middle baby yeah i mean it's basically how they normally

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go even when we're like primed and ready so perfect yeah i like that uh hey everybody welcome

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this you find yourself in a white room with a single door i thought for sure you were

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gonna go with like talking heads later i don't know enough of those ones to make it to make

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it last um you find yourself in a white room with black curtains cream it's dead okay you

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find yourself in a white room there's a little table in the center of it uh with magazines

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spread out on top of it a single chair you're like laying on the ground you feel feeling come

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back to your to your extremities as you as you sit up and survey this room and you've seen

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this room before and there's one door along the wall as you as you sit up and you're able

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to see the rest of the room you've seen this room before and it's been a long time since

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you've been there you get the distinct sense that beyond that door is a void and in that

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void is your patron the great old one who gave you power when there was no power who gave you

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an ability when nobody else had that ability what do you do obviously sits down reads a few

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magazines they are a few years old of course but yeah they're a little bit uh it's like a time

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from 1982 yeah i don't know i mean i've been here before you say yeah yeah well you you

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tell me the time frame when you were brought here but you were brought here as your wild

395
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magic was dissipating yeah you were no longer able to really call upon any of your your spells

396
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or incantations um and what for moot what was the the moment when either you connected with

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or when you were connected by this entity uh well much like uh this last time it was a pretty

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serious surge when i was attempting to use my magic and yeah just kind of woke up here um bit

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of a i guess maybe not faustian bargain uh made but something along those lines uh i don't remember

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if i waited patiently in the room for something to show up or if i like went to the door or

401
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not so i'll just wait patiently for like a half second just just a scooch of time you wait

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patiently for a half second and the door open from beyond there's this cacophonous sound that

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you can't put a name or a place or a or even a language to it just fills the room and vibrates

404
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all of the cells within it including within you and you begin to lose like coherence

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like coherent thought as your vision goes blurred and then in the next second it's cleared

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and there's a a humanoid figure sitting across from you in another chair what does this person

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look like oh okay white hair dark skin kind eyes and then the rest of their

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features like their body it's kind of like you can tell it's some sort of illusion it

409
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doesn't quite look right but like they really got the like the face and the head

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done properly on this and what's their name

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or the name that they gave you at the very least oh that's a great question

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anybody have a good name idea

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i was just gonna say that's just a collection of sounds but all words are just collections of

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sounds so i retract my essentially what they are yeah that's right i did it you don't have

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to take that name i was just in jasper so the only thing in my head is athabasca

416
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heard so much about athabasca oh i'm into it athabasca 100 athabasca is staring at you

417
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with their kind eyes and as their image kind of like blurs in and out before you

418
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they say well it's pleasure to see you again moot it's been a while um have you

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come to make good with your arrangement or what brings you back uh well i kind of felt when

420
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you took my hand we were good was that not the case well i mean we took your hand and gave

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you ability to to survive in the world that you exist in knowing that you would be heralding

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a new rise for followers of and he says a name that is just incomprehensible to you

423
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to you even at this point but you know exactly what he's saying but could not repeat it

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well see it kind of happened again with surge oh he's still using the the the the littlest magic

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then i mean when i mean yeah you're not noticed you haven't been calling upon quite as frequently

426
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is there something that that we've done to upset you uh no no uh everything's been there's

427
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been a lot of talking lately every there's been a lot of planning right and a lot of like

428
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jumping around so there hasn't been super duper amounts of time to just

429
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let out that fun magic but um yeah kind of in a bit of a pickle here being here and all my

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friends uh being back wherever we were in that weird moist cave oh oh so you've

431
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so you've come for another favor then well i mean not purposefully but yes i guess i have the heart

432
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wants what the heart wants then mood well you're not wrong there wait you don't want my heart do

433
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you not yet that's gonna make it pretty hard for me to be of any use yes not yet

434
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not yet okay we can put it on like a layaway plan

435
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and we cut back to the cave sully you fired an arrow uh tentacles are moving about the the cave

436
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they are enormous coming up and out of this uh out of this vat uh coming in from from

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somewhere behind the brain you see now moving in these smaller beaked brain creatures with

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tiny spindly tentacles there's probably about six of them that have now entered this space

439
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there's these weird like calling calling sounds coming from them as they are churning up

440
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like the anger inside of these these soft clawed creatures this is really just this is

441
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so good isn't it um for him it's going great it's going great things are going swell yeah

442
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it's a goth turn great roll it roll it do it can i can i yell like a helpful word

443
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uh what like to be you know like the help like can i help can i somehow help help with uh

444
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don't know i'm just you know just trying desperately not necessarily bardic inspiration

445
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i'm not a bard i know just like that's it you can gain advantage on the next ability check it

446
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makes to perform the task so yeah i'll leave it up to you as to whether or not that's something

447
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that we can retroactively put something in to say that you screamed out help so what do you

448
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do to help well i just want to like be really motivational just be like uh your horse did a lot

449
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over there yeah you you can you can too i got you got this

450
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okay we'll give you we'll give you advantage for sully's inspirational motivational speech

451
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oh just so moving and right i mean i cannot find his voice tonight i think i'm struggling so hard

452
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what'd you do two fours i have two fours on these dice

453
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i have one more of that feature can i use it again of course you can do i get advantage on

454
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the second run too sure well let's see how you roll on the first one really rough because

455
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you've got minus one i'm basically re oh i've rolled both dice at once um yeah uh first one's

456
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a 17 so 16 roll it again seven okay you see like a goth like straining against this like

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as much as they can tense their muscles and like trying to what i picture is like with

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sully's call like a goth like is lying on their back and then like flops over

459
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it's now on their face oh my god so just like just briefest briefest muscle spasm

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little fish flop out of water yeah when when you said i wouldn't have to talk

461
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that much for us this isn't exactly what i was picturing but this is not at all what any of

462
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us were picturing for this one i was like what do you do with several high level like level

463
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you can just take them immediately immediately count on us to roll terribly and then that's

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the show folks and kill us off one by one at that movement a tentacle attack is going to come

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towards sully from the giant brain 15 to attack you it doesn't do it okay tentacle just swings

466
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by your head oh i'm so like i like limbo out of the way i'm like get me faster than that

467
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one of the mind flayers is going to try to nope it's not going to do that we're back to glim oh

468
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so i try and get out of it at the end of my turn you are out of it remember

469
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no no but i'm mind controlled i need to try and get oh yeah the mind control at the end

470
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of the turn no you can move yeah no i can only silly yeah yeah i just don't okay do you want

471
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me to do it i can do it no i'll do it okay it was closest to me which of my beloved friends

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is close moon's gone sully's sully's probably closest sully is active i am there is also

473
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matamar and agoth i feel like he's just a little teen i can't you would probably go

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for the biggest risk and i'm the only one moving at this point so it makes sense

475
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yeah come at me bro actually like he doesn't say that now one

476
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one more attack and it was a three yes glim what are you doing bad rules as i'm like

477
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like flail my sword i think you're confused you're supposed to hit the big brain thing

478
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not me you're swinging i think you're broken is it an intelligence to get out of it or

479
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charisma be cool you're not cool are you no i rolled it too so 14 that's twice as cool

480
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:12,080
as you were last time though so that's true uh also roll to see if you recharge your fire

481
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fire fire nope low roll real low roll nope i've rolled um all of my dice are going in jail

482
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i'm gonna be out of this is my last d20 that isn't in jail right now so so you've one d20

483
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left is what you're saying that has not yet wronged you well i feel like it might be

484
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the first one that wronged me and it got back in the rotation but let's see everybody uh celly

485
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i'll give you one more turn but everybody who comes up here so Flamikins kins agoth mademar

486
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and racks uh roll a the intelligence save to see if you die not die uh are are able to

487
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break the incapacity persons like i don't want to be on this podcast anymore right

488
00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:18,960
16 minus one okay and racks mademar and Flamikins kins both failed racks got an 11 okay the scene

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plays out as the troglodytes the the soft clawed creatures are are are screaming down

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towards your group sully you're being swung at by glim all of you are lying incapacitated on

491
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the ground as these new creatures are entering and tentacles are are swinging down towards your

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incapacitated bodies there's this brilliant flash of like electric light and moot you're

493
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hovering above the brain in the center of this room as like these this lightning is like

494
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firing off of you and everything turns its attention to you and you now have two competing

495
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voices in your head moot you have the the voice of the brain in this room who is yelling

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not necessarily at you or to you but you you can you can tap into the communication that's

497
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being sent across to all of these other creatures and you also hear the incoherent

498
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language for lack of a better term of the great old one who has given you like this

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blast of energy that ripples out around the room briefly stunning the creatures in the room

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while at the same time releasing your friends from their paralysis that's been holding them

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for the last 18 seconds

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Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 2 Episode 121 Starring Amy More as Sullivan Sleight,

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Carla Maxted as Glim, Tom Laird as Moot, Kristen Flemmons as a Goth, and Russ More

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as your Dungeon Master. Editing, Production, and Sound Design by Russ More. This episode

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featured music from Epidemic Sound and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library,

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have a great week we'll talk again soon it's gone it's gone forever

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it's fine if you can't find it you can't do it sucka that's right that's how it works

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that's how dnd works that's how it works and that's where the episode ends

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